Tweets From Hillary Site Comedian Funny
(originally published in February 2016 and occasionally updated with new material)
It has been my personal belief for some time that the oligarchy that runs America has opted for Hillary Clinton as the next U.S. President. One clue to this was, after her stint as Secretary of State (which gave her an important "foreign policy expertise" credential), CBS began running the series Madam Secretary, which was clearly designed to portray her in a flattering light on a weekly basis. Another hint was Hillary's previous term as U.S. Senator representing New York (giving her an important "can work with Congress" credential). Prior to that, Hillary had never been a New York resident, but that state has long been used as a launching pad for Presidential candidates.
Though they have some "acceptable" qualities, Sanders is too anti-banker to suit the Rothschilds, and Trump is too pro-2nd Amendment and anti-immigration. Shillary—er, I mean Hillary—is the only viable candidate who fits the Establishment agenda 100 percent: pro-gun control, pro-Israel, pro-"War on Terror," pro-Federal Reserve, pro-GMO, pro-mass immigration, pro-population control, pro-Internet censorship, and according to some analyses she's receiving more contributions from Wall Street than any other candidate. She's ruthless and amoral. She will give the Rothschild banksters everything they want. The email and other scandals will likely be suppressed (just as all of Bill's were), Sanders will be eliminated through dirty tricks (the coin flips are just a taste) and the Republicans will be deliberately splintered. And remember, if all else fails, there's Diebold.
(Picture credit: David Dees)
(Meme c redit: Mike Rivero)
I believe the best way to avert Hillary's prearranged Presidency would be a groundswell of public opinion opposing her, so massive and obvious that not even the controlled mainstream media would dare try and sell the idea that Hillary captured the nomination, let alone the election. In that case, the Rothschild oligarchy would have to discard her and go to a "plan B," giving us a President who would hopefully at least be less detrimental.
One of the most appealing ways to convey ideas is through humor. So rather than compose a blog post summarizing Hillary's misdeeds and unsavoriness, let's let the comedians carry the message.
To begin at the beginning, this picture has been labeled "Separated at Birth": 
But her husband's Presidency is perhaps the best place to start reviewing Hillary's political saga. 
Now, of course, she's trying to minimize that: 
(Credit: Mike Rivero)
Hillary's stint as Secretary of State could not escape this Onion News satire:
In a sendup from Steven Crowder, Hillary's campaign manager reveals her overall strategy:
Of course, one of Hillary's most provocative claims was that of being "dead broke" after leaving the White House. Even the very liberal CNN acknowledges that the Clintons have made $153 million in speaker fees since 2001. 
Just the same, Hillary tries to relate to common folks, as Jenna Marbles shows us:
Of course, Hillary has plenty of scandals to brush aside. . . 
. . . such as the mysterious death of Vince Foster . . .
. . . and Benghazi . . .
. . . and the emails . . .
. . . and her ties to Wall Street. . .
. . . especially her unholy association with Goldman Sachs. . .
. . . and all that Clinton Foundation cash. 
In fact, Hillary is so corrupt that even Satan has abandoned her team and turned whistleblower—he just can't tolerate this much evil.
(Meme by Greg Burton)
But the most damaging issue may be her personality itself: 
She makes Nurse Ratched look like Florence Nightingale, and is guaranteed to turn America into a "Cuckoo's Nest."
Hillary has tried to iron out her personality kinks by doing plenty of campaign ad rehearsals, as Joanna of Above Average demonstrates:
However, she just can't rid of the infamous "Hillary cackle," as TruthStream Media reminds us:
Some claim Hillary is suffering brain damage, but that simply isn't so:
The real problem isn't her mental state. . .
Sometimes Hillary is her own best meme artist: 
Of course, I realize that Hillary's supporters are ticked off about all the memes and videos that have been coming out, so let's let them tell their side of the story:
Yes, with all this support, Hillary is moving ever closer to the White House. Her husband stands firmly behind her; Bill is often heard voicing the Hillary slogan:
And in case you missed the moving video about Hillary at the Democratic National Convention, Reason TV has produced a "fixed" version:
And even though we know her popularity is exaggerated . . .
. . . and though we now know the nomination was stolen from Sanders . . .
. . . Bernie, of course, has endorsed her . . .
. . . and FBI Director Comey has let her off the hook:
Comey declared that Hillary was not criminally negligent with her emails, just "extremely careless." And you know, maybe he's right.
So, despite everything, Hillary may win.
Here's a futuristic response from Hillary herself:
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Now admittedly, Hillary's campaign has produced a few benefits for the homeless:
But seriously, can you imagine this woman taking the oath of office?
So before you vote, remember:
And while many of us wish she would just retire . . . 
That's obviously wishful thinking, so let's hope that justice will yet be served. After all, we can dream, can't we?
Caption: "It's a lovely day for a walk."
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BONUS VIDEO. Michael Armstrong brings you Hillary lying for 13 minutes straight:
Source: https://jamesperloff.com/2016/02/15/%EF%BB%BFhillary-clinton-memes-cartoons-and-funny-videos/